Murphy\’s Bye-Laws

Law #4: Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. –H.D. Thoreau

The Bye-Laws’ By-Laws

First Law:

Individuals, by their very nature, have the capacity for stupidity.  For reasons that are obvious to enlightened individuals you should never separate an individual from that individual’s capacity for stupidity unless of course the stupid individual does unwanted harm to the person or property of another individual.

Therefore:

We suggest that you don’t eat yellow snow.
It is recommended that you avoid arguments with idiots.

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